Joke in English-01

Driver and Officer

A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer : You were speeding.
Man : No, I wasn’t.
Officer : Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket (surat tilang).
Man : But I wasn’t speeding.
Officer : Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man : Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk (tolol)?
Officer : Yes, you would.
Man : What if I just thought that you were?
Officer : I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.
Man : Fine, I think you’re a jerk!
by: Nick Henry, ESL teacher in Korea

source: http://iteslj.org

About Aziz Muslim

Saya anak ketiga dari 4 bersaudara. Lahir di Demak, 10 April 1981. Menamatkan bangku MI (setingkat SD) pada tahun 1993, MTs (SLTP) tahun 1996 dan STM (SMK) tahun 1999. Pada tahun 2000, masuk ke Perguruan Tinggi di FPBS - English, saya selesaikan studi di IKIP PGRI Semarang 28 September 2004, saya mencoba belajar lagi dengan siswa MTs dan MA (Madrasah Aliyah-stingkat SMA) dan masih sedang belajar utak-utik komputer.

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